Igjen var ODYSSEY gørka. Eg fikk seriøst bare dei faga eg hadde valgt på random for å fylle opp. Er så irriterande, for det kunne faktisk vert ganske kjekt, men neida, igår var musikk dag, idag blei fortelling dag. Eg fikk ingen participating klasse heller:( Men jah, fyst hadde eg Very Funny Magic som var ganske greit, var i vertfall morsomt i forhold til Stories told true og Lucky Irish Stories. Meet Emily Dickinson var no ivertfall interessant, var en forfatter på 1800-tallet. Det var liksom ei dame som spillte ho, og mimra liksom tilbake i tid å sånn. Det som faktisk er pluss med ODYSSEY var jo at vi ikkje hadde lekse:) Men i morra så blir det vel fullt kjør igjen.
How to annoy Wal-mart employees:
or just any other employee
"Wal-Mart is filled with great bargaining, anything you could ever want to buy and tons of censored CDs. Annoying people at Wal-Mart is not only fun, but can turn into an all day activity. With so many possibilities for annoyance in so large of a store, you and your friends can turn on the creativity and continue to find new and improved ways to annoy both customers and staff at your local Wal-Mart store."
1. Take shopping carts for the sole purpose of filling them and leaving them somewhere else in the store.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Walk up to an employee and in an official tone of voice say "We've got a code 3 in Housewares". See what happens.
4. Turn all the radios to the polka station, then turn them off, but turn the volume as high as it'll go.
5. Play with the automatic doors.
6. Walk up to complete strangers and say "Hi!! I haven't seen you in..." etc. and see how they respond.
7. Leave small gifts in the hands of mannequins.
8. Play soccer with a group of friends using the entire store as your playing field.
9. As the cashier scans an item, say "Wow, magic!".
10. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" to carpeted areas.
11. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell friends they can only come if they bring pillows from Bed & Bath.
12. Make all the calculators say "Hello".
13. When an employee comes and asks you if you need help, say "Why won't you all just leave me alone?!".
14. While looking at guns in the gun department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are.
15. While no one is watching, switch the signs on the men and women's restrooms.
16. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
17. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
18. Put a sign that says "Valet parking" in front of the store.
19. When a someone gives an announcement, assume a fetal possition and start screaming, "No, no! not the voices again!".
20. When someone strays from their cart looking at something, take their cart and run away.
21. Follow people throughout the store staying about 5 feet away at all times until they leave the store.
22. Hold shopping cart races.
23. Challenge others to duels with the cylinders of wrapping paper.
24. Ask newly hired employees about made up products, i.e. "Do you have any Shnerples here?".
25. Ride the bicycles around claiming that you're taking it for a "test drive".
26. Leave messages on typewriters.
27. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
28. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 29. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."
30. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
31. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible
32. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
33. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
34. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.